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Don't look at this webzite if you don't have a zenze of humor. 

Trust the Zcience

Ask your government if Zleepzand is right for you.


Trouble Sleeping at Night?

Zleepzand is a revolutionary new ocular zupplement clinically proven (using zcience, obviously) to change your life. Whatever that means. 

FZA-Approved Zythentic Rheum

After multiple zleep-ztudies, the Zleepzand Zynthetic Zecretion has been approved by both the FZA and the U.S. Zurgeon General for mass diztribution. Lawsuits pending. 


This. Is. Zcience.

Don't worry, this is zcience, not pzuedo-zcience. And there will be very little zide-effects. (Only zweating, zneezing... inzanity...Liability Waivers and Compliance enforced). 

At first I was a little nervous shoving biologically engineered mucus into my tear ducts, but after I reminded myself "Don't be silly - This is Zcience!" I said, "What could possibly go wrong?" And I haven't looked back. 
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Shaun Benson, Marketing Manager, Agriflora Inc.

Our Philozophy.

We zpecialize in the ztragetic deployment of zcience for the betterment of zociety.

  • In the name of Zcience. And Gondor. But mostly zcience. 

Biopharmazueticals for YOU

Using Zleepzand is as easy as 1,2,Z

Open the Box

We have really great packaging, it's super spiffy. Medicare pays for it anyways. 

Put it in your Eyes

We reverze-engineered your ocular membrane zecretion - so you don't have to. 

Trust the Zcience

You can sleep easy knowing zleepzand is designed to help you zzzleep

See what people are saying about Zleepzand

Not that it matters, the mandates are coming.

Should the government be able to tell me what to put into my eyes? Abzolutely. They keep me zafe and always have my best interest in mind. 
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Ervin Howell, VP Product, Deckow-Crist
I used to spend hours rezearching the truth before making informed decisions. I'll never get that time back. Why redo the work the FZA already did?? Just #TrustTheZcience!
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Clementina DuBuque, SVP Sales, Hoeger LLC.
It's as simple as this:

When has zcience ever zteered us wrong?
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Kurtis Weissnat, CMO, Brunlow Inc.

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