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Dizclaimer

This is a parody company. Don't put ztuff in your eyes. Except contacts. Whatever. You know what we mean. 

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About us

Zleepzand is a giant profit-driven corporation...Trust Us!   

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Our ztory

We realized people have trouble sleeping and that we could make a killing off their desperation. 

Our valuez

Zcience. 

Deconstructing Zocial Constructz. 

Zocialism. 

#TrustTheZcience.

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Wear it while you're zzzleeping or rep it out on the town. We're all part of this together.

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